My cousin has two deaf parents and just posted
“You don’t know the struggle until you run out of toilet paper and everyone in your house is deaf.”
and i’m laughing reALLY HARD
Everyone on Tumblr ever.
the animators for this movie had a snowflake generator so that every single snowflake in the movie was different and if you don’t think that’s really punk rock idk what to tell u
shame they couldn’t do that with women’s faces
i fucking lost it at the one about swine flu
Making out with a girl for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where she was and tasting her lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
I want you to have sex with me, but more importantly,
I want you to tell me your deepest thoughts at 3 am, and get goosebumps when I kiss your ear, and hold my hand when I’m nervous. I want for you to read me your favorite books, and to help me study.
I want you
Guy: What’re you wearing?
Girl: An oversized Wonder Years crewneck….nothing else ;)
Guy: MMM so hot, the things I’d do to you.
Girl: Oh yeah? Tell me what youd do to me.
Guy: mmmm well first I’d order us a pizza, then I’d throw on a first pressing ManO/Transit split, and then Id cuddle your fucking brains out.
Girl: UGHHHH that vinyl is so rare. God that’s hawt